Petersoning 

The act of bullying everyone you disagree with on private social media platforms and claiming you are being silenced when you get suspended for violating the terms of service

Guy: why is he mad, didn't he just insult somebody.
me: yeah he is just petersoning

Petersoning by Amr Salem July 4, 2022

Petersonian 

A term which has recently popped up in meme culture after being said by bronzeswords on twitter, and later used in a Sonic The Hedgehog Parody made by youtuber Jehtt.

Nobody truly knows what it means, but it's derivative actually comes from famous psychologist and political speaker Jordan Peterson, who speaks on the human nature, moral discussions, and other philosophical mediums brought into modern society.

bronzeswords is attempting to take Jordan Peterson's philosophical takes on humanity and apply them in a metaphorical way that grasps at his intentions during his tangent.

"I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in "speedrunning" The reason is the left's lack of work ethic ('go fast' rather than 'do it right') and, in a Petersonian sense, to elevate alternative sexual archetypes in the marketplace ('fastest mario')."
"...Hey man, what the fuck are you talking about?"

Petersonian by Jockstrap C0wboy February 9, 2022

Petersonian 

This is an adjective used to refer to the ideas of Canadian professor and psychologist, Jordan Peterson. Typically it is used in reference to his ideas around archetypes, meaning, and personal responsibility, which are the preeminent topics his books and lectures.

At first I thought Disney's "Hercules" was just a fun cartoon made for kids, but then I noticed there's a very Petersonian narrative here, wherein the titular demigod has a burden of physical strength that he cannot control and chooses to bear it in pursuit of becoming a "true hero," and on that journey he acquires a new strength: of character.

Petersonian by MeaningChronicler April 3, 2022

Personing 

The act of being a person in any place at any given time. Usually what one is doing when one claims that they are doing 'nothing.'

Ryan: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Brandon: "Not much, I'm just personing."

Personing by Hakutei May 20, 2008

petersonify 

To rely on urban dictionary as a reliable source of information on neologisms.

"Did you see him totally petersonify "bushfuck" the other day? He should know better than to rely on that"

petersonify by internet guy January 12, 2009

personing 

What a person does, when they are not- not personing.

I'm planning on personing this weekend. Care to join me?

personing by A. Fish May 19, 2008

petersonian 

Relating to Cassandra Peterson, aka, Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Sexy, funny, dark.

She is absolutely Petersonian.
Did you see that new horrorshow? Very Petersonian.
They started out emo, but they have gotten more Petersonian, lately.

petersonian by lkjandersen October 16, 2021