Male-Pattern Autism

A condition that nearly every man suffers. It's noticeable when a guy gets sucked into one of his male behaviors that he channels his inner autist. A good example is when a guy will spending hours making strategy spreadsheets for his favorite game instead of talking to his hot girlfriend. He might also join a philosophy debate group and spend his Saturday nights talking to them instead of his hot girlfriend. You see where this is going.
Jim: "Dr. Fischer, then she said I loved the game more than her."

Dr. Fischer: "I'm seeing a pattern here. I think you may have male-pattern autism."
by MeaningChronicler September 05, 2023
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Hache P

How British people say HP (hit points) in gaming. They actually make the H sound at the start.
Commentator 1: "And Charizard hangs on with 1 Hache P."

Commentator 2: "Don't you mean HP?"

Commentator 1: "No, I'm just speaking the King's English, you rascally yank."
by MeaningChronicler April 28, 2024
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Hurronacane

A hurricane that hits an area affected by the coronavirus. Alternatively, it can be a hurricane that already hit an area affected by it and is now bringing the virus in its winds.
There’s 12 new cases in Surf City, and a Category 5 is coming, Hurronacane!
by MeaningChronicler May 25, 2020
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Luigi Mangione

Assassin of the UnitedHealthcare CEO (allegedly), who also happens to be the only real-life person named Luigi that anyone knows in 2024, prompting numerous memes once he was identified.

While some debate the morality of his actions, many admire him for his unprecedented vigilantism against the American healthcare system. Others note that he went straight for a target at the top without hurting anyone else and without needing to work in a group to diffuse responsibility.
Everyone thought there were no more big news stories for 2024 until Luigi Mangione showed up.
by MeaningChronicler December 11, 2024
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Luigi Mangione

Assassin of the UnitedHealthcare CEO (allegedly), who also happens to be the only real-life person named Luigi that anyone knows in 2024, prompting numerous memes once he was identified.

While some debate the morality of his actions, many admire him for his unprecedented vigilantism against the American healthcare system. Others note that he went straight for a target at the top without hurting anyone else and without needing to work in a group to diffuse responsibility.
Everyone thought there were no more big news stories for 2024 until Luigi Mangione showed up.
by MeaningChronicler December 11, 2024
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Luigi Mangione

Assassin of the UnitedHealthcare CEO (allegedly), who also happens to be the only real-life person named Luigi that anyone knows in 2024, prompting numerous memes once he was identified.

While some debate the morality of his actions, many admire him for his unprecedented vigilantism against the American healthcare system. Others note that he went straight for a target at the top without hurting anyone else and without needing to work in a group to diffuse responsibility.
Everyone thought there were no more big news stories for 2024 until Luigi Mangione showed up.
by MeaningChronicler December 11, 2024
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You Ain't Right

Southern American English phrase used when someone says something that is crass or offensive, but you aren't mad at them because it was also somewhat true or funny. You yourself didn't say it because you're just not quite fucked up enough to do so, but the other person is. Instead of telling the other person "How dare you!" or "That was a terrible thing to say!" you can just blithely remark, "You ain't right."
Jim: "Maybe this country wouldn't be so fucking fat if people went outside more often and ate less McDonald's. A few more ladies could at least start eating less."

Bob: "You ain't right, Jim."
by MeaningChronicler February 10, 2025
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