Pattersoning 

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

Pattersoning by jazzy_j.a September 30, 2011

Petersoning 

The act of bullying everyone you disagree with on private social media platforms and claiming you are being silenced when you get suspended for violating the terms of service

Guy: why is he mad, didn't he just insult somebody.
me: yeah he is just petersoning

Petersoning by Amr Salem July 4, 2022

Patterning up your nan bruv 

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

Patterning up your nan bruv by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024

weather patterning

Weather pattering When you destroy a woman sexually and cover her with your cum and urine

weather patterning a mill last night

weather patterning by God dick January 19, 2022