Personing 

The act of being a person in any place at any given time. Usually what one is doing when one claims that they are doing 'nothing.'

Ryan: "Hey, what are you doing?"
Brandon: "Not much, I'm just personing."

Personing by Hakutei May 20, 2008

personing 

What a person does, when they are not- not personing.

I'm planning on personing this weekend. Care to join me?

personing by A. Fish May 19, 2008

Personing 

The politically correct synonym of the word "manning"

Man the guard tower --> Person the gaurd tower.

Manning a bounce house at an elementary school event --> Personing a bounce house at an elementary school event.

Personing by toweringoak October 15, 2011

Personing 

A synonym for personification that my english teacher made up.

teacher: if i said that Riley here was walking down the street would that be personing?
student: no

Personing by HighElfOfMirkwood November 23, 2020

corduroy poisoning 

A medical condition caused by the production of or hearing of an abnormally large amount of indie music.

My friend Jack is a really good songwriter, but ever since Interpol became popular, he's gotten a chronic case of corduroy poisoning.

corduroy poisoning by Dentura Hogfloss February 9, 2005

irony poisoning

Irony poisoning is when one's worldview/weltshauung/reality tunnel is so dominated by irony and detachment-based-comedy, that the joke becomes real and you start to do things that are immoral or wrong from a place of deep nihilistic cynicism.

"Why would John do this to me?"
"It's irony poisoning, ma'am. Seen it a million times."

irony poisoning by SRSLY WRONG May 24, 2014

Pernonin

A mix between "For" and "Pwning"

Julian: Say "Grannys are for pwning n00bs!"

Granny: Grannys are Pernonin n00bs!

Julian: *Facepalm*

Pernonin by DrewpyDog7 November 8, 2011