Petík

A name given to a male, who is mentally unstable, does weird shit and is a pervert.

The boys: *Show Pepe a funny meme*
Pepe: *Starts hysterically laughing and banging his head against a wall in the classroom*
The boys: Jeez, Pepe is a fucking Petík

by DorimeDoge January 11, 2022

je mange les petits enfants

French for "I eat the small children". Said by Phil Lester in the video "phil is not on fire". Completely necessary for any and every conversation you'll never have in French, and can ease up tension in any awkward moment.

"Parlez vous francais?" (do you speak french)
"uuuuhhh... je mange les petits enfants"
"..."

by ta meremere April 13, 2016

ptikobj

a short cartoon written by David Firth influenced by dreams.

A: Hey lets watch a cartoon
B: Alright what do you want to watch?
A: How about ptikobj?
B: Yeah okay whatever

Theres a dog trapped in your guitar

by frsky April 20, 2007

Petek

One of the most cutest girls you will ever meet. She's is a load, bubbly, friendly and a caring person. Can sometimes be stubborn and argumentative and will do anything to get her view across.

That girl is so friendly, she's such a Petek!

by anon3747658 November 30, 2013

Biznis Pelikin

A depiction of the common Pelican wearing business or "Biznis" attire. This includes, but is not limited to: a suit, tie, bow tie, bowler hat, briefcase, and cuff links. The intended meaning of Biznis Pelikin is not publicly known, but many theorize that the original artist just wanted everyone to live by the adage, "don't worry, be happy."

The evolved form of Biznis Pelikin, known as Gilded Goose, occurs after an undetermined amount of business endeavors.

Biznis Pelikin is most commonly seen in graffiti in the style of kikor, but its depiction is not limited to graffiti. It can also be seen in chalk drawings, paintings, carvings, and a myriad of other unconventional art installations.

Biznis Pelikin is always ready to make a deal.... as long as it is during normal work-day hours.

by gufflife July 19, 2016

Petite

The first french word you learned when you were looking through 18+ websites.

*Petite* pus** get walloped by magnum ding dong.

by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

petite bourgeoisie

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.

"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."

by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013