Pretendadult
My delivery driver is a pretendadult
Pretendadult by Scot McConnell July 6, 2017
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Pretendult
An individual with pretensions of adulthood and independence, who in actuality has their bills and lifestyle needs provided for primarily by their parent's resources. A person who cannot support their lifestyle on their own, but actively overlooks or minimizes the fact that their parents are providing for them, often through a long-distance monetary umbilical.
"I'm totally going to be making a trip out to Mexico soon, I'm gonna be living it large." -Unspoken is the detail that they are being taken by their parents as part of a family vacation.
-Any college student or beyond who has their rent paid by their parents, but ostentatiously complains about how 'tough' their situation is, as though they were the ones handling it.
-An average member of 'Generation Fail', who has been paid through college but failed utterly to be marginally independent, is often a pretendult.
-Any college student or beyond who has their rent paid by their parents, but ostentatiously complains about how 'tough' their situation is, as though they were the ones handling it.
-An average member of 'Generation Fail', who has been paid through college but failed utterly to be marginally independent, is often a pretendult.
Pretendult by Skewaholic November 19, 2009
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pretendabilty
For moments when you want to make fuckashima...erm....Hiroshima look like child's play, A.K.A the measurement of how fucking pretentious one can be at any given moment.
Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)
Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)
Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
pretendabilty by abort-worthy May 27, 2017
pretendadate
pretendadate by Benny Frederick February 12, 2009
Pretendabulous
I got this for $2 at Dollar General, damn right it looks good. Pretendabulous. Or: I rented a Rolls Royce for the party, I was straight *pretendabulous*.
Pretendabulous by DPatKelly May 7, 2016
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bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.