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For moments when you want to make fuckashima...erm....Hiroshima look like child's play, A.K.A the measurement of how fucking pretentious one can be at any given moment.

Usually measured on the Richter scale, from 1 to 10, for scientific accuracy (Has been measured as high as 69 at times)

Combined with the theorem of abortion relativity and distortion, makes a great way of describing one's current behavior.
"Honestly, he's a fucking 69 on pretendabilty scale at the moment"
"His pretendabilty makes him very abortion worthy right now.... someone get me the high tensile rope..."
via giphy
by abort-worthy May 27, 2017
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