Perkitis

being deficient in delicious food & drink from Perk due to their elongated holiday closure. (Can only be cured when they re-open …. the condition may become less extreme when the sufferer counts down the days)
“I’m suffering from Perkitis because they are currently closed
by UKMeanings September 10, 2023
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Fannytimes

Fannytimes is the UK term used for Valentines
eg. Happy Fannytimes Day; Be my Fannytime!
I had such a good Fannytimes Day!

Bro, did you hear what they call Valentine’s in the uk? Fannytime!
by UKMeanings February 14, 2022
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