Definitions by UKMeanings

Perkitis 

being deficient in delicious food & drink from Perk due to their elongated holiday closure. (Can only be cured when they re-open …. the condition may become less extreme when the sufferer counts down the days)

“I’m suffering from Perkitis because they are currently closed”

Perkitis by UKMeanings September 10, 2023

Fannytimes

Fannytimes is the UK term used for Valentines

eg. Happy Fannytimes Day; Be my Fannytime!
I had such a good Fannytimes Day!

Bro, did you hear what they call Valentine’s in the uk? Fannytime!

Fannytimes by UKMeanings February 14, 2022