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Permaflex 

Flexing your abs at the pool to get chicks. Usually for a long period of time ("perma") so as not to look suspicious (doesn't normally work).
You can totally tell he's flexing... Ya talk about Permaflex
Permaflex by CHCIPOOL March 20, 2013
Words you can keep

permarexia 

Having the need to be slim. Seeing one self to be thin and at all times be obsessed to maintaining that body image.
Risking ones health in order to maintain certain body image is being permarexic.
Permarexia is the condition of a obsession with being thin.
She is obsessed with constant dieting she must be permarexic.
permarexia by Ozzicol November 30, 2007

Permalean 

A person unable to approach a new day without blazing a huge fucking spliff!
being constantly stoned, but still able to go to work. A healthy high! i.e
Dom's so cool hes like Snoop Dogg, they're "PERMALEAN"
being constantly stoned and doing nothing is when your "monged"
Permalean by Doiminic Simms June 27, 2008

permafreshie

a player so bad at deepwoken that you would still call them a freshie despite them being power 60 with a bell and enchants, more often than not permafreshies are boosted by their friends or guildmates
90% of people in the unnamed deepwoken guild are permafreshies

permaflu 

An ambiguous perceived ailment some co-workers have, whereas receiving repeated benefit of the doubt on their abilities, one comes to the conclusion they MUST be sick, but it's a bit more permanent than that.
Uhhh, I think his condition is a little more permanent than a flu, he has permaflu.
permaflu by lewcocoug May 6, 2009

Perflexed 

The after emotion of being flexed on
Wow man, i feel totally perflexed after looking at Rice Gum's instagram
Perflexed by Bobbingtons February 23, 2020

Permafresh 

A middle or upper class college student who behaves like an immature, ignorant college freshman.
John: Why is Joe taking handle pulls of that plastic bottle vodka while awkwardly dancing with that obviously under-aged girl singing, "Everyday I'm shuffling."

Ryan: He's reached a state of permafresh. There's no going back...
Permafresh by G0Rubix November 13, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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