Permafloss

Permafloss is a condition where hair grows from the human gums.

After a visit to the dentist, he recommended permafloss.

Permafloss by Blackpeppercorn. April 19, 2018

Permafrosting 

The state of being casually, sociably or lightly buzzed for inordinate amounts of time, e.g., a few days. Permafrosting usually involvs drinking upon waking up, and continuing to do so into the night (see: wake'n'drank.) Usually done on weekends or short vacations in foreign countries with a warm climate.

"Doesn't that gentleman look jovial?"
"Yes, I believe he's been permafrosting."

"Good morning Ms., care for a cocktail?"
"Yes, quite."
"Let us permafrost."

Permafrosting by i81u812didntu? March 4, 2009

permafrost

Frost that can never ever ever melt or else it wouldn't be PERMAfrost.

Silly environmentalists are concerned about permafrost melting, which goes to show just how rational environmentalists really are.

permafrost by rmk- June 26, 2008

permafrost

The state in which ground is "permanently" frozen.
The condition in TryMe's pants.

Tryme is suffering from "permafrost".

permafrost by Bastard August 21, 2003

permafrosty 

The state of being constantly high/frosty.

"Hey dez I feel high but I didn't smoke today"
"We've smoked so much we reached a state of permafrosty"

permafrosty by Z&D show November 21, 2013

permaflop

The state of permanent erectile dysfunctionalism - typically caused by witnessing something sexually disgusting.

DUDE I just saw your grandma get out of the shower.. it's enough to give me a permaflop!

permaflop by SilverShado March 28, 2003

permafrost

A mullet, usually found on H. Sapiens Lesibianus-Arkansensis, the long back portion of which is not only permed, but frosted.

That is one fine permafrost mullett on that lesbian up ahead!

permafrost by Mike-N-Tally June 14, 2004