permaflu

An ambiguous perceived ailment some co-workers have, whereas receiving repeated benefit of the doubt on their abilities, one comes to the conclusion they MUST be sick, but it's a bit more permanent than that.

Uhhh, I think his condition is a little more permanent than a flu, he has permaflu.

by lewcocoug May 6, 2009

Permaflex

Flexing your abs at the pool to get chicks. Usually for a long period of time ("perma") so as not to look suspicious (doesn't normally work).

You can totally tell he's flexing... Ya talk about Permaflex

by CHCIPOOL March 20, 2013

Permafucked

Being permanently Fucked.

"Yea, I've just been permafucked... my car's gone..."

by Eric Zabowski February 2, 2009

permafuck

An adjective that means you do so many drugs that your brain is permanently fried. You forget how to do easy things, like remember to go to class or put your car in park.

Dude A: Hey dude did you see Cody at lunch today?

Dude B: Yeah dude he's been there for three hours and just got detention for skipping class. He's totally permafucked.

by poolmaster41 April 21, 2009

permablush

When one blushes too much, leading to constantly being red in the cheeks.

She was so flattered that she had a permablush from that point on

by M. Davey February 19, 2003

permafuck

To be in or produce a permanent state of contextual existance in which parties involved are completely and utterly fucked, with no conceivable reprieve and from which there is no escape. See also FUBAR

Guy 1: So how'd your GF know you were cheating? You get ratted out?
Guy 2: No she's got a videotape.
Guy 1: Dude, you're permafucked.

A gangmember rapes a hooker in an alley. Little does he know that the hooker has AIDS. Now he's facing charges of sexual assault, the pimp wants revenge and on top of it all he's gonna die from AIDS in a couple of years. You don't get more permafucked than that.

by Lord CrutchCricket December 9, 2008

permafunk

A state of perpetual depression.

My date with Benny was a real downer--he's suffering from a bad case of permafunk.

by Benny Blue March 26, 2007