Perma-flop 

The permanent tan lines on the top of a person's feet caused by wearing only flip-flops for extended durations, usually months or years, and associated with a leisurely lifestyle in generally sunny locations such as the tropics.

Check out that dude's perma-flops man! He's gotta be retired and living the dream down south.

Perma-flop by Panama_Jack December 30, 2018

permaflop

The state of permanent erectile dysfunctionalism - typically caused by witnessing something sexually disgusting.

DUDE I just saw your grandma get out of the shower.. it's enough to give me a permaflop!

permaflop by SilverShado March 28, 2003

Permafloss

Permafloss is a condition where hair grows from the human gums.

After a visit to the dentist, he recommended permafloss.

Permafloss by Blackpeppercorn. April 19, 2018

Permafloatin' 

The feeling of drifting on your "Kloud" for all of your exsistance.

If you're lookin' in the sky, might see me Permafloatin' by on my "Kloud".

Permafloatin' by Lando Kloud December 3, 2021