perma-virgin
"Did you see those guys playing Dungeons and Dragons at Jason's house? Christ, what a bunch of perma-virgins."
perma-virgin by Aaron Rowe - MadeFromGoats.com September 30, 2002
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perma-virgin
One who will remain a virgin for life, due to greasy hair, plain black shoes and a drinking problem.
perma-virgin by Bob February 11, 2003
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Permavirgin
1. Someone who is unlikely ever to lose their virginity.
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.
Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons
2. A person who's appearance or demeanour makes them sexually and socially unappealing.
Se: Nerd, Young Republicans, Dungeons and Dragons
Permavirgin by James Howard February 2, 2004
Permavirgin
One who for any reason will remain a virgin for their lifetime. Usually is also a nerd or geek and would rather catch up on the latest episode of Doctor Who than get their dick sucked.
Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets, TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.
Their primary habitat is in the basement of their parents. A permavirgin's diet consists of Hot Pockets, TV Dinners, and Pot Pies. They will drink Mountain Dew and occasionally Red Bull. They are entertained by hour after hour of Star Trek and Doctor Who, and games of Halo and World of Warcraft. Their anatomy gives them a face full of acne and extremely large bladders so that they can sit through hours of Video Games and TV.
Woman: Dear God! What is that horrible beast over there playing World of Warcraft?
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!, Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a permavirgin.
Mother: Oh! Thats my little boy, James. He really is having a good time talking to his friends online.
Woman: Please!, Kill it before it breeds!
Guy: I don't think you'll have to worry about that. It sure looks like a permavirgin.
Permavirgin by nerd-killer May 8, 2013
PermaVirgin
Anyone who has played fortnite is a PermaVirgin.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go play some fortnite?
Person 2: Sorry, but I can't. I've had sex multiple times.
Person 1: Hey dude, wanna go play some fortnite?
Person 2: Sorry, but I can't. I've had sex multiple times.
PermaVirgin by MonkeyButtEater2000 December 30, 2018
Permavirgin
An absolute no life who gets zero bitches. No Rizz. No women. Forever a virgin. Permanent virgin. Doesn't go outside. L bozo
Permavirgin by SrirachaSauze February 3, 2023
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