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Perma-Boner 

When someone either maintains a boner constantly, or gets one countlessly throughout the day.
"Dude, my friend Robert has a perma-boner. We can't go out anywhere without him having to hide it."
Perma-Boner by The_Lab_Rat September 22, 2009

permaboner 

An erection that lasts for an extended amount of time
I was hanging out with this hot girl, I had a permaboner for so long that I got blueballs so bad I almost cried
permaboner by iateyourcookie June 27, 2008

Permaboner 

an unforunate condition in which the jeans a boy wears will always stick out awkwardly in he front.

Unforunatly he will always seem to be wearing those jeans.
"Oh my god look at that huge Permaboner."
Yeah he can't even walk straightwithout knocking something over
Hello ladies, can you get rid of this Permaboner for me??
Wtf??!
Help me. it won't go away
Permaboner by giiiirrl please January 20, 2011

Permaboner 

A occurence that is painful in a good way, generally while hanging out with a really attractive person.
God, I had this permaboner the whole time I was with her.
Permaboner by pwner13 October 21, 2010

Permaboner 

Having a permanent boner due to a messed up penis or an overdose of viagra. Permanent boner.
“Dude I took nine viagras now I have a permaboner!”
Permaboner by evdadfinnesedyourbitch February 13, 2018
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