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pervousity
pervousity by sophiexxlou April 2, 2010
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Periveous • Pervous • Pervious • Perviously • perfideous • Peridious • perilous • Perilous Benefit • perrieous • Peruvelous
perilous
perilous by RockChick1993 June 2, 2007
Peruvelous
An adjective used only for describing the most extreme, badass and fucking awesome people, events, ectmotherfuckingcetera.
Vanessa smoked 9 bowls in a row and then got on the stripper pole, it was peruvelous!
Kim adopted 47 cats then smoked meth and knitted each of them a sweater yesterday..it was peruvelous!
Kim adopted 47 cats then smoked meth and knitted each of them a sweater yesterday..it was peruvelous!
Peruvelous by Bearsarefuckingdouchebags December 4, 2011
Pervous
An adjective to describe a person or specific mannerism that is awkward to the extent that it makes you uncomfortable. A combination of the the words "permanently" and "nervous" (i.e. that person makes me permanently nervous). Synonyms include creepy, weird & awkward. Note that you can like and may even be friends with people who are pervous (e.g. Christopher Walken)
Example 1: People who are socially awkward - e.g. People who share too much information in an inappropriate forum are pervous. Similarly, people with whom you regularly share an uncomfortable silence are pervous.
Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.
Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.
Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous
Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous
Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinchot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy, William Shatner
Example 2: People with really weird physical mannerisms - e.g. A person who blinks a lot and reminds you of a ventriloquist dummy is pervous.
Example 3: People who either stare too much or avoid eye contact altogether - e.g. A person who you always say hi to in the hallway at work, but avoids eye contact and doesn't acknowledge you is pervous.
Example 4: Close talkers and people who have no sense of someone else's personal space are pervous
Example 5: Creepy or molestory people are pervous
Celebrity examples: Richard Simmons, Christopher Walken, Gary Coleman, Flavor Flav, William Hung, Carrot Top, Bronson Pinchot (aka Balki Bartokomous), Pauly Shore, James Spader, Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me), Milton from the movie Office Space, Chris Kattan, Joanie Laurer (aka China Doll), Cillian Murphy, William Shatner
Pervous by Dan Marcus September 13, 2008
Pervious
adj. deviant sexual activity/item which has fallen out of fashion or been abandoned due to old age, penile rupture, or court order. May also be applied to an ex-partner whose distasteful proclivities scared you away.
adv. (-ly)
adv. (-ly)
1. My pervious girlfriend kept bees and wanted to baste my knob with honey.
2. Tangerine scented joy jelly is a popular lubricant, but perviously butter was favoured in Paris.
2. Tangerine scented joy jelly is a popular lubricant, but perviously butter was favoured in Paris.
Pervious by Greg Withnail August 10, 2012
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