pervousity 

The act or state of interpreting words or phrases in a perverted way.

When he said, "That's what she said," it was a major act of pervousity.

pervousity by sophiexxlou April 2, 2010

savik's law of perversity in fashion 

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

savik's law of perversity in fashion by james savik November 16, 2018

pervocity 

Tasteful pervertedness with respect to strong sexual attraction and desire. Especially under the influence of alcohol, a person's or couple's levels of pervocity are increased at a rapid rate which usually leads to putting on what's called a "show." Most often in a public place or setting, this show may or may not offend the innocent bystanders who the couple seems to be oblivious and indifferent to.

Our levels of pervocity were so high we had to pull over on the side of the road just to fuck in the backseat.

pervocity by missymanila June 15, 2010

Perversity 

1. The quality or state of being perverse.
2. An instance of being perverse.

Infused with perversity.

Perversity by blammord April 18, 2006

perversity 

American mis-spelling of perversion.
Perversity actually means "stubborn awkwardness".

I offered her a ride in my car, but she perversely decided to walk.

perversity by OrangUtanUK June 18, 2003

pervosity 

levels of being a pervert

Anita: I'm a perv.
Liam: I'm a bigger perv.
Anita: Well, let's say we have equal in pervosity.

pervosity by bluebunny1205 May 7, 2018

nervousity dump 

A nervousity dump is a huge crap you take after being nervous. Usually caused after tests, getting on a ride or before talking to your dad.

"Joshua had to take a huge nervousity dump after that ride!"

nervousity dump by Shampou November 7, 2017