Perition

"Perition" is Petition spelled by a moron

Person 1: Yo sign this Perition
Person 2: It's Petition not "Perition" you moron

by Dark raider boss August 30, 2023

i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

the act of loving so much an individual to the point of risking your own well being so the individual is safe and/or healthy.

person a: why would you do that? who are you?
person b: i'm the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

by trevbee August 27, 2017

would you like to sign my petition

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

perision

Perision- state of baddassery, badassness, or simply just being a badass.

The man had alot of perision.

by perision October 21, 2010

Petition

a list of people who support your ideas

sign my Petition for free food plese

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

petition

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

pezition

Refers to either:
(1) how da candy-lozenges are placed in da classic spring-loaded dispenser, or

(2) a particular job-level at da famous Austrian candy manufacturer.

If you're super-diligent as a factory-worker to make sure of da correct "pezitioning" of da candy in da dispensers, management might eventually give you a higher "pezition" on da corporate ladder.

by QuacksO November 17, 2022