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Percio is usually someone who’s small in size but has a big heart. He really likes playing games, but Is usually shit at them. Mostly every percio you meet 99% of the time is hiding a chode in his pants. He could never take an L and his excuses are very poor. Meeting one can make your life funnier, happier, and more faggoter.
girl 1 Hey, how was the sex
girl 2 Eh, his dick was a percio
Percio by Tombrady75 August 3, 2020

Uber-Period 

When her period's so bad she starts foaming at the mouth and speaking latin
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES AMANDA"S ON HER UBER-PERIOD
Uber-Period by acavern November 20, 2018

Perci Chari 

A large fat bulbous dark turd particularly painful and strenuous to pass, often followed by dumpy short lumps, leaving a considerable stain on the white porcelain and a long lingering odious smell.
I did a fat perci chari this morning .. finally such a relief to discharge that toxic blockage
Perci Chari by clavecin1716 November 11, 2018

Uber-Period 

When a girl's vagina starts erupting blood, causing her to go into a state introvertness and hostility. Usually, one can differ a period from an uber period by the duration of the pissiness. A girl plagued with the uber period will go through at least a month of being pissed off before returning to normal, ususally with some lame excuse to justify her unprovoked agitation.
Person 1: Yo bruh, you still into that chick?

Person 2: Nah bruh, she hit her uber-period.

Person 1: That sucks nig.
Uber-Period by big jiji December 5, 2013

Post-period farts 

When period is over kept in farts just flatualate outward without victim notiseing
It stinks! Must be my post-period farts...
Post-period farts by Muis_Rip9 August 15, 2018

Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period 

The period of time from the point of submission of an Urban Dictionary definition until the point when the submission is either approved for publication or the definition is rejected and not published. The Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period can take from minutes to hours or it can take up to several weeks end. There is no explaination for the time variance nor is there a way to determine what the actual definition gestation period will be.

The gestation period for the birth of a human being is far more predictable and accurate than the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period.
Carlos spends his free time creating Urban Dictionary entries because he has a creative mind and enjoys sharing his world. While he is an Urban Dictionary submission pro, he has yet to figure out why the Urban Dictionary Definition Gestation Period is so unpredictable and takes up to several weeks on end for editorial review.
The end of of the statement. Conversation over.
periodly by G Jenkins May 11, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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