4 definitions by acavern
A general rule of thumb for determining what base you should be at with your significant other. First of all, let's define the bases.
1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.
4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.
For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.
Adults: Sex on first date.
1st: Making out. Yes that means tongue
2nd: Boobie grabbing
3rd: Blowjob.
4th: Vaginal/Anal penetration using your penis.
For high schoolers: simply divide the number of months you've been dating. For example, if you've been dating 4 months, you should be at 2nd base. If you've beend atin 8 months, you should be at 2nd, etc.
For college students: Divide number of months by 1 to determine which base you should be one. 1st base after a month, sex after four months. Literally, college girls are whores. Four months is probably an overestimate.
Adults: Sex on first date.
A: Josh, you squeeze her tits yet?
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
B: Nah, not yet.
A: how long yall been dating?
B: 8 months
A: ... You a faggot. Rule of Bases states you should be at least at 2nd base now. Pussy Bitch.
by acavern December 14, 2014
Acronym - common in Olde Englishe vernacular, meaning (T)hat's a (R)eally (U)nlikely (E)vent. Usually used when your friend makes a bold claim you don't agree with but you also don't want to voice your disagreement aloud.
by acavern August 19, 2023
When you are just extremely horny for no reason. Everytime you see someone hot, you feel an extreme urge to just engage in sexual activities recreationally. In this state, you will desperately crave a friend with benefits, due to the fact you are not actually looking for a relationship. Symptoms include thirst, desire to use hand gestures when describing someones physical appearance, and a strange sensation in your crotch.
a: Bruh I'm so thirsty.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.
b: Yeah nigga, you suffering from EHS.
a: Wtf is that?
b: Extreme horniness syndrome. You have it. Trust me. Thirsty ass bitch.
by acavern October 24, 2014
by acavern November 20, 2018