Pept

Something that is annoying

That song is so pept

by Beastyboiii September 8, 2015

pept

UK slang for not very good/shit. The word has become more popular due to the Soph Aspin Send by Mille B, which came out in 2016, but has gained popularity in 2020 due to Bella Poarch on TikTok

Millie B: Have you heard your bars? They're fucking pept

by Millie Bracewell November 19, 2020

pept

The past tense of peep.

A: Yo, peep these new rims!
B: Shit, I already pept 'em last time you came around.

by NSFMr2k1 October 20, 2008

pepto klepto

someone who has the runs all the time so they're always using up all your pepto bismol.

Dude you're such a pepto klepto stop eating so much spicy mexican food and you wouldn't have to use all my pepto bismol.

by ravencrow neversmiles May 4, 2011

Precautionary Pepto

A Pepto-Bismol taken prior to a date, party, or other important social function in order to prevent any bowel-related mishaps during the event.

1. I wish I hadn't had Panda Express for lunch. I need a Precautionary Pepto before I hang out with Bridget or else I'm gonna get the runs.

by headofblackmusic June 29, 2011

Pepto Jizmol

n: The pink gooey substance that leaks out of a menstruating woman after you spunk in her junk.

Shit baby, grab a towel, you are dripping pepto jizmol all over the carpet

by SkoalReaver December 1, 2010

Peptomaniac

When you're obsessed with Pepto-Bismol. When you just fuckin love Pepto-Bismol, and you just cant stop drinking it.

Person 1 "You ever just wanna slather yourself with Pepto-Bismol?"
Person 2 "What.The. Actual.Fuck. is wrong with you?"
Person 1 "I feel like it would just feel so good"
Person 2 "What do you do after? walk around the streets looking like an aborted Teletubby"?
Person 1 "I would just fuckin' .........ya know"
Person 2 "you're a fucking Peptomaniac"

by Ryanblox March 25, 2021