Pepite 

Inspired by cartoon Madeline's Spanish boyfriend "Pepito", a "pepite" refers to a young child, boy or girl. The term should be used to discuss children with men who are afraid of becoming a dad.

I hope we have a cute pepite one day.

Pepite by Kermy_Cat October 18, 2018

Pepitoz 

A sad little gnome who tried to make his own currency in the World of Warcraft. He called the currency MSK and claimed to be selling cats, but when asked if he would sell someone a cat, he would only respond "Cat not for sale!". That is the story of poor little Pepitoz.

Link to video of Pepitoz the gnome
here: http://www.youtube.com/user/Rurikar
or here:www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqCkDcx6KIs

Pepitoz by Maxim M. February 5, 2009

Penchester Penited 

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

Penchester Penited by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Petite 

The first french word you learned when you were looking through 18+ websites.

*Petite* pus** get walloped by magnum ding dong.

Petite by getbullied69 June 30, 2020

petite bourgeoisie 

In a strict Marxist sense, the petite bourgeoisie represents the middle managers who are capable of purchasing the labor power of the proletariat (working class), but also do not wholly own the means of production. The key defining factor of this group involves the attitudes, values, and opinions they support and display. Members of this social group strive to mimic the behaviors and practices of the Haute Bourgeoisie (upper class, the one percent if you will), even though their own incomes are nowhere near the level of those they deify. They often have an aggressive disdain for the poor even though most of them are a single paycheck away from joining their ranks. Modernly, most of them purchase goods and services on credit, providing for the illusion that they have the same kind of purchasing power that the wealthy do. They use this artificial purchasing power to obtain nice clothes, cars, and jewelry (swag). Most of them are social/fiscal conservatives, Social Darwinists, Objectivists/Ayn Rand fans and/or libertarians. They also have nigh-psychotic delusions of grandeur, thinking that if they just "work hard enough" that they too will join the ranks of the economic elite someday.

"So my buddy only makes 30k a year, just bought a house, a BMW, a rolex, and has a full wardrobe of designer clothes. He also lectures me every day that he 'earned it' from 'working hard' and that anyone who doesn't have what he's got is somehow inferior to him."

"petite bourgeoisie scum."

petite bourgeoisie by sosickoflivinghere December 6, 2013

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

Penitentiary Chances by menoenglish April 20, 2017

Mon petite fleur 

An inaccurate way to write in French "my little flower". The correct expression is "ma petite fleur".
In French it can be used as a term of endearment, like "honey".
It can simply be your little flower, the one you need to water.

I love when you dance mon petite fleur.

Mon petite fleur is dead because I forgot to water it...

Mon petite fleur by Ted Losi September 27, 2014