potton 

Pot and OxyCotin usually used to have a good time

Dude! Yesterday I was completely hyped up after smoking some dankie potton! It was way rector, man!

potton by Isabella Franken August 21, 2005

Potton 

An eccentric personality, frequently utilizes pornography as a tea substitute. Often found playing with musical organs and less frequently with own (male) organs. Occasionally has personal hygiene problems.

Look at that smelly man in the corner with his glasses stuck to his smart phone grunting with pleasure, he looks like a complete Potton.

Potton by Greengrass November 12, 2012

potton 

a small villiage full of pikey scum

1.DON'T go to potton its full of fuckin pikey scum

2.Don't insult me, you live in Potton!

potton by Evil1 November 3, 2004

potton 

The articles of clothing and attire one wears during cold weather in order to keep warm (i.e. jacket, scarves, gloves, etc.).

Eliminates the need to list each cold-weather clothing item.

Word Origin: the act of putting on extra clothes, or extra cotton: potton

"Let's get ready to go, get your potton!"

"It's snowing outside so we better potton up."

potton by Angelsnake February 24, 2010

General Patton

General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"

How right the outspoken General was..

General Patton Knew the Russian could not be trusted.

General Patton by O. W. Tongueincheek January 28, 2022

patton sanders 

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes

"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"

patton sanders by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019

Patton 

Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes

Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"

Patton by Iznightwing March 5, 2019