potton
potton by Isabella Franken August 21, 2005
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Potton
An eccentric personality, frequently utilizes pornography as a tea substitute. Often found playing with musical organs and less frequently with own (male) organs. Occasionally has personal hygiene problems.
Look at that smelly man in the corner with his glasses stuck to his smart phone grunting with pleasure, he looks like a complete Potton.
Potton by Greengrass November 12, 2012
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potton
The articles of clothing and attire one wears during cold weather in order to keep warm (i.e. jacket, scarves, gloves, etc.).
Eliminates the need to list each cold-weather clothing item.
Word Origin: the act of putting on extra clothes, or extra cotton: potton
Eliminates the need to list each cold-weather clothing item.
Word Origin: the act of putting on extra clothes, or extra cotton: potton
potton by Angelsnake February 24, 2010
General Patton
General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."
He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"
How right the outspoken General was..
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."
He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"
How right the outspoken General was..
General Patton by O. W. Tongueincheek January 28, 2022
patton sanders
patton sanders by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019
Patton
Is everyone's dad, and we are all his kiddos. Is the purest person to exist. Loves cats despite being allergic. Also dogs. Lots of dogs. Always trying to make everyone happy. Lots of dad jokes
Patton: "You deserve a 'Pat on' the back for that one!"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
Logan:"Did you just make a pun on your name?"
Patton by Iznightwing March 5, 2019
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