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A group of people who made up the story of excalibur, a family in which the men are almost genticly inclined to cheat or jump from partner to partner
Penton : Hay baby
Girl 1 : Hi hunny
Penton : I love you
Girl 1 : I love you too hunny
phone : Beep
Penton : I have a call on the other line brb
phone : Changes lines
Penton : Hello
Girl 2 : Hi
penton : Oh hi, i missed you beuatiful, i love you but i have to go to work
Girl 2 : Oh ok i'm sorry
Penton : It's okay txt me later love you bye
girl 2 : bye
phone : changes lines
Penton : i'm sorry baby
Girl 1 : It's ok
Penton by jkjkjk lololol October 11, 2008
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Julia Penton 

Instagram famous Julia Penton, known for her spam accounts and insane drama with her side kick Bri, works at hooters and loves Xanax and the N word!
*friend pops a xan* “that was so Julia Penton if you!”

Henry Penton 

Ewh! ugly. are your first thoughts and as you get to know him there people names emily. sadly this ANIMAL hasnt been relised into the wild yet it is feared it might kill other animals with its stentch and uglyness.
person 1: Ewh What Is That Smell!
Person 2: There's a Henry Penton About!
Henry Penton by WijewijeRabiit. October 27, 2010

Julia Penton 

Wow, isn’t Julia Penton a bitch?
Julia Penton by so no head? May 7, 2018

Lulu penton 

A person that loves older men who teach physics. Also is very socially awkward and likes to swallow gum when spoken to by a teacher
Are you feeling ok. You’re sentenced aren’t making any sense. You’re being a real Lulu penton
Lulu penton by CarterAK-47 May 8, 2020

Pentanium 

A derivative of the 'Pentium' processor used by non-tech saavy consumers when looking for this type of processor.
"Excuse me, do you have any Pentanium processors? You see my hard drive in my modem caught on fire and I need to replace my Pentanium."
Pentanium by Kevlar D November 10, 2007

peyton place 

A phrase, based on the novel and TV show of the same name. Generally used to mean a location or a group replete with gossip, secrets, and double-crosses.
"Our office has become quite the little Peyton Place."
peyton place by mattcci December 10, 2013