Penistone 

A place in the Pennines, north west of England
full of polish
not advisable to go there
its just the definition of a shit hole

Penistone Church F.C are shit
just like Penistone itself, SHIT!

Penistone by Robert Wade1 December 21, 2008

Traffic on Penistone Road 

Frenetic sexual activity.

I'm late because Traffic on Penistone Road was busy this morning

Traffic on Penistone Road by Eoin Shardlut July 19, 2011

pensioners slap 

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

pensioners slap by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

Pengston 

It is a way of taking peng to the next level and is a way of showing your approval for something .....

'that person is sooo pengston'

' how was that party at the weekend'
' it was pengston'

Pengston by lici5467 January 16, 2010

Peestone  

The nickname for Keystone Light, although cheap it tastes like piss. 30 for $10, you can't go wrong.

Adam: "Dude, my sister stole all my Heineken's!"
Josh: "Fuckin' Adam, I'll go snag some Peestone for us."

Peestone by Jmean October 8, 2007

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III 

1) The common referential title for Ed Fox
2) Fish-eating lesbian

"When I make a list of people whose lives are meaningless, I generally add Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III."

or

"Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III is so fucked, he doesnt even know."

Peniston McBonerface Cockvacuum III by Endless Scholastic Torture July 29, 2008

penistude 

Strictly manly, heavily masculine attitude.

Jack: He is a man of great penistude.
Jill: True that.

penistude by Decimus December 1, 2006