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1. A common typing error for penis

2. Another word for penis expressing its greatness and hugeness of antique dimension

1.
Man 1: Hey, if I buy you a pizza, will you show me your penos?

Man 2: Dude, are you gay?!

2.
Zeus (dark, loud voice): Unworthy mortals, behold my mighty penos! I will punish you all!

Townsman (crying): Oh noooo!!! We're doomed now! His penos will send us straight to hades!
Penos by CreepyDude December 11, 2008
Words you can keep
The same word as penis except with an o instead of the i.
You have a huge penos.
penos by Penos Johnson July 27, 2005

Bandoul Penos

Massive penis, complimentary colonoscopy following anal.
Bandoul Penos fucked 3 girls at once! It was like a shish kebab!
Bandoul Penos by anonymous November 22, 2021

Guacamole nigga penis 

Hey, Timmy, your mom died, sorry you have to find out this way.
Timmy: guacamole nigga penis

Pilgrim Penis 

An uncircumcised penis.
Balto shut the fuck up you mother fucking pencil tit circle toast pilgrim penis.
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020

puff penis 

A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."

penis travelogues 

a male's tales of amorous adventure
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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