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Cockiness

Cock = Penis

osity = iness

duh.
That guy is so sure of himself he has penosity.
Penosity by Penosity January 4, 2004
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Penisity 

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.
Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.
Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012

Penocity 

The velocity in which a males penis is sliding in an out of an object.
Guy 1: Dude you should have seen me banging this hot chick last night!

Guy 2: I wish i could have! What was your Penocity?
Penocity by BGerdes June 5, 2011

Penority 

The majority of men.
The penority will like the strip clubs.
Penority by 4benders January 13, 2008

penasity 

to be very '' penisy '' used to discribe people who are motherfuckers.
john: hey you motherfucker!
Rose: no john, not motherfucker penasity!
penasity by kudu is from wb July 22, 2011

Peniosity 

The curiosity of another mans penis.
My peniosity for Johnny Depp is quite immense.
Peniosity by Deedan August 20, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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