Penoritus

When one's penor goes flaccid for a extended amount of time.

Hey where was Allen the day of your party. He had a bad case of penoritus and stayed home wacking it instead. Cool ill stay away from him for a while.

by Sirdrinksalot October 21, 2022

Penorritos

A penis wrapped in a flour tortilla, covered in pace picante salsa if one chooses.

Hi my name's Tedz Burrenis and for lunch i had a couple Penorritos.

by tedz 2.0 December 29, 2010

penormous

Such an enormous penis that, once making eye contact with, is contiuously stared at and exclamed about, even after eye contact has been interrupted.

Lisa: "He dropped his pants as soon as we walked through the door..."
Lola: "Well... was it big?"
Lisa: "No, it was more than big. It was penormous!"

by Nick and Steph December 29, 2007

penoris

A clitoris that looks like the head of a Penis, as featured by former WWF wrestler Chyna in the 'One Night In China' porno.

Chyna's manly penoris put X-Pac's little wee wee to shame

by Andy Bruce February 7, 2005

penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.

If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.

by Soda_pop March 11, 2016

Penority

The majority of men.

The penority will like the strip clubs.

by 4benders January 13, 2008

senoritus

The disease you get at the end of junior year when you no longer have any motivation to do any work what-so-ever

Person # 1 "aw man dude i have so much fucken homework tonight"
Person # 2"yeah me to man"
Person # 1" hey wanna call some people and buy a 30rack for tonight?"
Person # 2 " fuck, you have senoritus"

by Jack Mahoff June 7, 2007