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In a partial penectomy, part of the penis is removed. In a total penectomy, the whole penis is removed.
penectomy by Damian Chamberlain July 28, 2006

e-penectomy 

The instantaneous removal of one's e-penis.
Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.
e-penectomy by scottmale24 October 23, 2005
Maybe a penectomy would solve my sorry ass boyfriend's problems!
penectomy by Julia November 19, 2003

international penectomy day 

April 10th oh you know what day it is time to cut that dick off
oh man it's April 10th hide your dick or someone's gonna cut it off cause it's international penectomy day
A descriptor for strategies or solutions that strike the right balance between innovation and feasibility.
Their proposal for organizational restructuring was simply penfect, combining novel ideas with practical steps.
Penfect by penfect July 24, 2023

five dollar penectomy 

when a girl gets so pissed off that she slices off a man's penis with a pocket knife.
"He cheated on me, so I gave him a five dollar penectomy"
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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