Penject

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The act of throwing a pencil or a pen

I just penjected
I’m about to penject

Penject by aqwesxcvghj August 19, 2022

Words you can keep

penectomy

Surgical removal of the penis; usually due to cancer.

In a partial penectomy, part of the penis is removed. In a total penectomy, the whole penis is removed.

penectomy by Damian Chamberlain July 28, 2006

Related Words

Penject • penectomy • penfect • Peject • pejector • Penjet • e-penectomy • international penectomy day • five dollar penectomy

e-penectomy

The instantaneous removal of one's e-penis.

Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.

e-penectomy by scottmale24 October 23, 2005

penectomy

What my boyfriend needs.

Maybe a penectomy would solve my sorry ass boyfriend's problems!

penectomy by Julia November 19, 2003

international penectomy day

April 10th oh you know what day it is time to cut that dick off

oh man it's April 10th hide your dick or someone's gonna cut it off cause it's international penectomy day

international penectomy day by dockies2346 August 19, 2021

Penfect

A descriptor for strategies or solutions that strike the right balance between innovation and feasibility.

Their proposal for organizational restructuring was simply penfect, combining novel ideas with practical steps.

Penfect by penfect July 24, 2023

five dollar penectomy

when a girl gets so pissed off that she slices off a man's penis with a pocket knife.

"He cheated on me, so I gave him a five dollar penectomy"

five dollar penectomy by The Movie Guru September 3, 2011

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026