Penject 

The act of throwing a pencil or a pen

I just penjected
I’m about to penject

Penject by aqwesxcvghj August 19, 2022

penectomy

Surgical removal of the penis; usually due to cancer.

In a partial penectomy, part of the penis is removed. In a total penectomy, the whole penis is removed.

penectomy by Damian Chamberlain July 28, 2006

e-penectomy 

The instantaneous removal of one's e-penis.

Person A: Did you see that level 43 guy get owned by that level 2 noob in Halo last night?
Person B: Yeah, talk about an e-penectomy.
Me: Fuck Halo, and fuck you for talking about it every 3 seconds.

e-penectomy by scottmale24 October 23, 2005

penectomy

What my boyfriend needs.

Maybe a penectomy would solve my sorry ass boyfriend's problems!

penectomy by Julia November 19, 2003

international penectomy day 

April 10th oh you know what day it is time to cut that dick off

oh man it's April 10th hide your dick or someone's gonna cut it off cause it's international penectomy day

international penectomy day by dockies2346 August 19, 2021

Penfect 

A descriptor for strategies or solutions that strike the right balance between innovation and feasibility.

Their proposal for organizational restructuring was simply penfect, combining novel ideas with practical steps.

Penfect by penfect July 24, 2023

five dollar penectomy 

when a girl gets so pissed off that she slices off a man's penis with a pocket knife.

"He cheated on me, so I gave him a five dollar penectomy"

five dollar penectomy by The Movie Guru September 3, 2011