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Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.
My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.
Penitini by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022
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direct pentinium anal fag

Um....a gay guy with a surious (said like a black guy) craving for ass.
Gay Guy 1: Hi, i'm a fag.
Random Guy 1: Ain't it obvious...you a Direct Pentinium Anal Fag.
Gay Guy 2: What's that?
Random Guy 1: Your momma's chesthair!
The region that Sutton’s the male penis
How bout you go down on my penitilia area
Penitilia by Slax18372 November 30, 2018

Penisini 

When you accidentally close a panini press on your penis. Ouchie!
Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!
Penisini by Poopmoney6969 June 7, 2021

Sean-Pentinio-ed 

To be extremely led on by a girl.
Friend 1:She called me babe and everything... we even cuddled! She want it dude for sure.

Friend 2 to Friend 3 : Yup. He just got Sean-Pentinio-ed.
Sean-Pentinio-ed by SwagForEver124 October 31, 2013
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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