Penitini

Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.

My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.

Penitini by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022

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Um....a gay guy with a surious (said like a black guy) craving for ass.

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Penitilia

The region that Sutton’s the male penis

How bout you go down on my penitilia area

Penitilia by Slax18372 November 30, 2018

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Penisini

When you accidentally close a panini press on your penis. Ouchie!

Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!

Penisini by Poopmoney6969 June 7, 2021

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Sean-Pentinio-ed

To be extremely led on by a girl.

Friend 1:She called me babe and everything... we even cuddled! She want it dude for sure.

Friend 2 to Friend 3 : Yup. He just got Sean-Pentinio-ed.

Sean-Pentinio-ed by SwagForEver124 October 31, 2013

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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