Penitini

Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.

Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.

My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.

by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022

direct pentinium anal fag

Um....a gay guy with a surious (said like a black guy) craving for ass.

Gay Guy 1: Hi, i'm a fag.
Random Guy 1: Ain't it obvious...you a Direct Pentinium Anal Fag.
Gay Guy 2: What's that?
Random Guy 1: Your momma's chesthair!

by UM...A GUY September 26, 2010

Penitilia

The region that Sutton’s the male penis

How bout you go down on my penitilia area

by Slax18372 November 30, 2018

Penisini

When you accidentally close a panini press on your penis. Ouchie!

Well fuck me sideways and call your aunt Linda! Looks like Jimmy has found himself in a Penisini situation!

by Poopmoney6969 June 7, 2021

Sean-Pentinio-ed

To be extremely led on by a girl.

Friend 1:She called me babe and everything... we even cuddled! She want it dude for sure.

Friend 2 to Friend 3 : Yup. He just got Sean-Pentinio-ed.

by SwagForEver124 October 31, 2013