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Where you want to make a statement with a great cocktail with your wife or girlfriend. Mix up 1 shot vodka, 1/2hot vermouth, 1 tsp olive brine. Shake with crushed ice. Whip out your cock and straddle over glass whilst pouring mixture.
Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.
Pour must be done in the presence of your significant other for full effect. Options are to dip cock into the drink and serve drops to partner.
My wife asked for a special cocktail, she said surprise me. I asked if she ever had a REAL cocktail, no she said so I proceeded to engage her with a Penitini.
by SkeletorTX August 23, 2022
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