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Penisjockey 

homosexual man riding someone wearing an arab-strap.
When we play 'horsie', I am the penisjockey
Penisjockey by LesbianKingUK June 21, 2008
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Penisbocker 

When your penis jiggles around like the dice on a car mirror during a workout, or when your penis gets stuck to your thighs.
Oh SHIT, I got a penisbocker.
Penisbocker by Mozzarambe April 2, 2017

penis jockey 

A person who knows how to ride a penis properly.
She rode him like a true penis jockey.
penis jockey by 1/10 September 3, 2003

penisjocky

A football player on the bench that jacks off when a time-out is called, usually for good luck.
"Dude, why do Penisjocky's think that's good luck?"
"I don't know, but Mike is a Penisjocky."
penisjocky by Daemonstool March 27, 2008

penis jockey 

Homosexual men, or people named P.J. One who rides a penis like a jockey rides a horse.
I always wondered what P.J. was short for. Now I know he's just a Penis Jockey.
penis jockey by JackS17 June 23, 2016

penismonkey 

a penismonkey is a monkey with a huge penis. that isnt a monkeys penis.
Retarded kid 1:hey look at that penis monkey!

Retarded kid 2: good look finding a jockstrap for that!
penismonkey by fag January 20, 2005

Penisjacker

1. Someone who goes round ripping people trousers and underwear off, then they usually just take your penis.

2. An alternative to calling someone homosexual or gay. It literally means they jack off to penis, therefore called a penisjacker.
1. Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your clothes?

Guy 2: A goddamn penisjacker was in the bushes, he jacked my penis.

2. Guy 1: Ralf, what's johnno doing in the closet?

Guy 2: Leave him, he's a penisjacker - jacking off to nobs.
Penisjacker by Wack02k12 December 14, 2012
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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