Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.

Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.

Penis table by woody151 January 27, 2020

Penis Table

When you push two round tables together it creates a penis table.

"Everyone can't fit at just one table, so lets make a penis table"

Penis Table by Suite 304 March 7, 2010

Table Pennis 

After completing the intense game of Navy Seals, you must keep your dicks out and hit them on the side of a table at 30 bpm for as long as you can stand it. Last one to stop is the winner.

Keep it out! Now it's time for a friendly game of Table Pennis

Table Pennis by Dickcheezeasssqueeze October 30, 2016

Penisable 

adjective
1 the ability to be penised, to be inflicted by penising: dicked, wanged, cocked.

Justin, as a gay man, is penisable.

Penisable by Mexico 66 October 21, 2010

penisable 

being able to grow multiple penis' and having the power to turn into one.

yo I heard monkeys are penisable

penisable by three_cheers.for.sweet_revenge August 7, 2021

Penisable 

When something looks like you can stick your kn08 in it

That looks penisable I’m going to stick my kn08 in it

Penisable by Amdjdkxkslzlak1933/& October 4, 2022