Penis Table

When you push two round tables together it creates a penis table.

"Everyone can't fit at just one table, so lets make a penis table"

by Suite 304 March 7, 2010

Penis table

When a male is trying to grind with a female during a dance, but his height makes it so that his entire genitalia is in line with the female's mid back. Therefore, the female's ass functions, essentially, only as a table for the male's penis.

Yeah, my friend has grown quite tired of clubs, everytime he tries to grind with someone her ass just becomes a penis table.

by woody151 January 27, 2020