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Bob: How many penis's are there?
ben: 500
by ThePenisDoctor December 14, 2012
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Penis's Revenge

When you ignore your penis, don't fap for a long time, it gets angry and cums in sleeps, also known as wet dream.
Jack: Aww man!
Bob: What??
Jack: I was sleeping in bed, having a dream about the autistic kid at our school making a fool of himself. And suddenly I felt a warm n' wet sensation on my crotch. When I opened my pants, there was fucking CUM everywhere and my dick was pumping out jizz everywhere. FUCK!!!!
Bob: Just another Penis's Revenge.
by Fucknutter The 69420th December 6, 2021
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Penis's Revenge

when you dont jerk it off for a long time and it cums in sleep
by ACNHVillagersfatcock September 28, 2022
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Oliver's penis size

very very small😬
-what is Oliver's Penis size cuz i heard it was very small
-yeah bro i once almost sucked it off😬
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I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.
DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"
by Sky49 November 17, 2009
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Micah's Penis Size

The size equivalent to the length of 37 football fields end-to-end
Look, our plane will fly 3 Micah's Penis Size over to New York.
by Jack the Douche April 3, 2019
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Hard penis’s

Men or women who prefer more than one hard throbbing cock in their life
All she’s been thinking about are a whole bunch of hard penis’s
by Bend over and take it raw February 11, 2021
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