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Penglish is a gramatical modification to the language "English". Some examples of these changes are; Penglish: dinner in 2. English: The dinner will be in 2 hours/at 2pm. And; Penglish: How old do you have? English: How old are you? There is no time indication as the speakers don't need it.

What is the purpose of this you might ask? Penglish dates back to 2018 when the founder, Zak Ahmed, started using/teaching penglish to his Youtube audience, while hosting $1000 gaming challenges. And is commonly used in and around communities related to him.

Penglish speakers were once english speakers, that switched over due to the easiness of the language. Penglish speakers find it easy to read English, but find speaking it difficult.
Oh yeah I speak Penglish, event in 8.
Penglish by pj56234 March 8, 2024
Words you can keep

Punglish 

When any man of jolly stature begins to slur words due to ingesting large amounts of alcoholic beverages.

Please note: The "Punglish speaker" is normally not coherent enough to recognize he is speaking in Punglish. Everything coming out of his mouth still makes sense to him. It is only the closest of friends that can decipher such foreign vocabulary outbursts.
Brian: CARBOMBS ALL AROUND!!! ON NATE'S TAB!

Nate: bamb my tip on the ground.

Brian: Dude, you are speaking in Punglish. Don't worry, I'll still put it on your tab.
Punglish by Yes It's B December 31, 2009

penguish 

the agony felt by flightless birds
the bird felt penguish as he began to fall towards the water. the ostrich had torun do to being flightless. penguish was felt through gravity
penguish by Amanda Guardian February 16, 2009

panglish 

The way English will be spoken some decades ahead.
English will become Panglish.
panglish by JRLD May 27, 2016
Plain English. It's the art of definition, clear and easy to understand. Breaking complicated explanations down to the simple basics. Also know as "dumbing it down."
After explaining it over and over, I finally had to break it down into plenglish. Then they understood.
Plenglish by Ooobliette March 7, 2010

Pengalishious 

Pengalishious is the words peng and delicious combined. It’s used when something of someone is looking extra Saucy and you need can only describe it as pengalishious.
Dave- “mate that girls well fit
John- “Nah she’s pengalishious”
A Ladsy Lad of ladsy status. A penglis is a hairy male who is thought of as an ultimate lad. The words origination is from the greek islands but made the move to Perth, Australia through various migrant families. A Penglis can also be described as a scrambler, a lad or a fannybandit.
"Wow that guy is a Penglis, what a lad"
Penglis by Pengdizzle November 25, 2007
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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