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Penglish is a gramatical modification to the language "English". Some examples of these changes are; Penglish: dinner in 2. English: The dinner will be in 2 hours/at 2pm. And; Penglish: How old do you have? English: How old are you? There is no time indication as the speakers don't need it.

What is the purpose of this you might ask? Penglish dates back to 2018 when the founder, Zak Ahmed, started using/teaching penglish to his Youtube audience, while hosting $1000 gaming challenges. And is commonly used in and around communities related to him.

Penglish speakers were once english speakers, that switched over due to the easiness of the language. Penglish speakers find it easy to read English, but find speaking it difficult.
Oh yeah I speak Penglish, event in 8.
Penglish by pj56234 March 8, 2024
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Punglish 

When any man of jolly stature begins to slur words due to ingesting large amounts of alcoholic beverages.

Please note: The "Punglish speaker" is normally not coherent enough to recognize he is speaking in Punglish. Everything coming out of his mouth still makes sense to him. It is only the closest of friends that can decipher such foreign vocabulary outbursts.
Brian: CARBOMBS ALL AROUND!!! ON NATE'S TAB!

Nate: bamb my tip on the ground.

Brian: Dude, you are speaking in Punglish. Don't worry, I'll still put it on your tab.
Punglish by Yes It's B December 31, 2009

penguish 

the agony felt by flightless birds
the bird felt penguish as he began to fall towards the water. the ostrich had torun do to being flightless. penguish was felt through gravity
penguish by Amanda Guardian February 16, 2009

panglish 

The way English will be spoken some decades ahead.
English will become Panglish.
panglish by JRLD May 27, 2016
Plain English. It's the art of definition, clear and easy to understand. Breaking complicated explanations down to the simple basics. Also know as "dumbing it down."
After explaining it over and over, I finally had to break it down into plenglish. Then they understood.
Plenglish by Ooobliette March 7, 2010

Pengalishious 

Pengalishious is the words peng and delicious combined. It’s used when something of someone is looking extra Saucy and you need can only describe it as pengalishious.
Dave- “mate that girls well fit”
John- “Nah she’s pengalishious”
A Ladsy Lad of ladsy status. A penglis is a hairy male who is thought of as an ultimate lad. The words origination is from the greek islands but made the move to Perth, Australia through various migrant families. A Penglis can also be described as a scrambler, a lad or a fannybandit.
"Wow that guy is a Penglis, what a lad"
Penglis by Pengdizzle November 25, 2007
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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