Pencilphobia

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The phobia of pencil stabbing and sharp pencil leds.

Charlie seems to have gained "pencilphobia" after being stabbed with a pencil.

Pencilphobia by dont take this seriously lol October 9, 2020

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Peniaphobia

The fear of poverty.

I cant sit at home and do nothing all day. I have peniaphobia!

Peniaphobia by $ecure The Bag August 29, 2018

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penisphobia

Psychologically induced, irrational fear of the penis!

he unzipped his jeans to take out his penis but she had penisphobia so she ran away screaming.

penisphobia by lynz[ee] June 16, 2006

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Peniphobia

Occurs when one is afraid of penises.

Maybe she has peniphobia...

Peniphobia by Jenny Brewski December 11, 2003

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Pesciphobia

The irrational fear, phobia of Joe Pesci.

Person 1: funny how?
Person 2: AAAAHHH. DONT SAY THAT, I HAVE PESCIPHOBIA

Pesciphobia by GreenMow.com July 22, 2022

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peniphobia

The fear of something that possesses a penis.

Whenever I'm around Johnny my peniphobia kicks in.

peniphobia by pot harry August 7, 2011

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penisphobia

Having the fright of penises.

Boy: Wanna bang?
Girl: Sorry, I have a case of penisphobia.

penisphobia by LeedlePants March 6, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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