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Something Cristiano Ronaldo scores everytime.
The penalty on Juventus on April 11, 2018 was like a dagger Ronaldo inserted into the heart of Juventus hope.
Penalty by DonLebanon May 25, 2018
That's when you talk shit and get banned from the spot.
When i tried to split with the beer that guy never even told me about the cop, But when i talked shit little did i know he was a drug lord, I go back and about 8 people at the spot were pissed and called penalty.
penalty by White Vato August 2, 2006
Where you bend over the misses walk back 7 steps and full pelt ram your cock balls deep in her tight pussy
Ima penalty kick my misses tonight
Penalty by Thegingegod October 30, 2019
Penalty Given: Whos going to take it. Luke Maguire: im here
Penalty by senorpenalty123456789 January 23, 2022
Messi loves penalty
penalty by TAIM'S WIFE April 13, 2023

Penalty stroke 

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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