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A person that doesn't know what peetong means.
You were a peetong before viewing this page.
Peetong by faghilon November 1, 2021

Peetong Head 

Another nickname for calling someone dickhead.
Peetong Head by Bohnee August 7, 2008
An unwanted wart in the genital area. However, instead of being passed through sexual intercourse much like herpes warts, they are obtained by the act of playing too much badminton. They are severely itchy and have a tendency to change colours; they may be purple one day, and neon green the next. The upside to a peeton that it gives a person the ability to speak pig latin fluently.
Girl: EW WHAT'S THAT ON YOUR PENIS? ...
Boy: Oh that? It's a peeton. Wanna touch?
Peeton by eivrog October 14, 2010
The Nadsat word for drinking. Used in A Clockwork Orange, by Anthony Burgess.
Dim, Georgie and I were peeting the old moloko at the Korova Milkbar.
peeting by molokoplus May 29, 2010
The act of washing you armpits with your own feet.
'I was in the bath peeting'
Peeting by ExactlyLL May 4, 2018

Peetongue 

A woman's vagina is called a peetongue in southern states
Woman give me some peetongue!
Peetongue by Hiddenlakes December 30, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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