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Pitaphile 

A middle-aged gentleman that crafts pita wraps for a living. This man enjoys putting pita's in and around your mouth.

His Pitas are the thickest in town
If you want to be filled up, try his pitas.
"Lets go get lunch from the pitaphile"
Pitaphile by not-a-pita-eata January 21, 2009

Pedaphile 

Really, Mark? You spent all that time in med school, and now you draw the line above the ankle? Fucking pedaphile.
Pedaphile by Little City Band September 26, 2018

Yeetaphile 

Someone whom'st expresses thy innermost feeling through the verbal cue known'st as yeeting
Person 1: "How art thou today?"
Transcended Person 2: "Yeet art thou today"
Person 2: "I shalt bow down to thy transcendence as thoust is a yeetaphile"

pedaphile pineapple 

a beast ass drink that consists of oceanspray cran-grape juice and cruzan pineapple rum

petaphile 

Someone who loves their pets more than human beings or, at the extreme, someone willing to kill a human to save a lower animal's life.
Billy Ray blew-up the cosmetic test lab, killing several employees, in order to discourage the company from testing products on lab rats and hairless beagles. He was a total petaphile.
petaphile by Whitt March 13, 2007

Peterphile

A peterphile is an adult male from a Western European country that hits on teenage girls, formally know as a Romanian predator.
Ewww, this guy from hungry just slid into my DM‘s, he such a peterphile!
Peterphile by Danduffer February 19, 2018