peents 

When you pee in your pants and someone asks you why your pants are wet and you just look at them and say peents, because it sums up what you did.

Cat "Vicky, why are your pants wet?"
Vicky "peents"
Cat "oh that sucks"

peents by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

seen peents 

ya mean

sometimes followed by Friggin

peen peen peen. Seen Peents!?

seen peents by john leetle August 4, 2021

lozuh peents 

a loser who has peed in there pants.

Dan peed in his pants one day so now every time I see him I yell HEY LOZUH PEENTS!

lozuh peents by vickyiskewlerthanyou January 16, 2007

peensus 

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US, I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! My friends on TikTok send me memes, on Discord it's fucking memes, i was in a server, right? and ALL of the channels are just Among Us stuff. I-I showed my Champion underwear to my girlfriend, and the logo i flipped it and i said "Hey babe, when the underwear sus HAHA ding ding ding ding ding ding ding *takes breath* ding ding ding" I FUCKING LOOKED AT A TRASH CAN, I SAID "THAT'S A BIT SUSSY", I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO "PENIS, more like peenSUS" *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I LOOKED AT MY PENIS, I THINK OF THE ASTRONAUT'S HELMET, AND I GO PENIS, more like peensus *takes breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

peensus by aroacegang March 23, 2021

peets 

A cute term for feets, particularly a cat’s or another animal’s

Look at those little peets!

peets by kil0j0ules September 13, 2018

Peets 

The cutest part of a hamb, the cat's paws.

"Hamb offer two peets, do you accept?"

Peets by BestGorlPorl July 27, 2018

Peeniss

A shipping name for Peeta and Katniss from the Hunger Games.
PEEta + katNISS = Peeniss

The opposite of Kale, which stands for Katniss and Gale.

Warning: Do not diss these pairings, because the fandom will claw your eyes out.

"TEAM PEENISS OTP!!! <33"

Peeniss by MeNaK February 8, 2013