Peentoo

A less offensive way of saying penis. Most commonly said by nerdy losers.

Hey bro, you just touched my peentoo!

by FreddyMaddox April 17, 2010

Pentoof

Slippers. Especially the big puffy ones.

Hamza’s minecraft pentoof was so swag

by Prettyboipablo December 3, 2021

peenoose

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

bill was diagnosed with a peenoose

by david flopidonk June 9, 2014

peentop

The head of your dick, or penis. So basically the top of your peen. Common sense right?

I shoved my peentop in her ass.

by fuzzayy May 9, 2009

Peetoot

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

by Thrikal January 25, 2010

peenioon

Describes a man named Andrew

"Remember Andrew?"
"Yeah he's a peenioon."

by DooverOover September 24, 2020

#peetoo

When you are out with friends and have to piss bad... but feel embarrassed to admit it until your friend says the magic words .... I have to pee....you respond I have to Peetoo them everyone in the bar texts #peetoo

She says ...God I have to Lee so bad... my response #peetoo

by DickieHanger February 5, 2018