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The act of rubbing ones clothed male genitals on the person of someone else without their knowledge.
Ew! That weird guy just came up and peened my leg while I was dancing!

Ugh, peening is so gross.
Peening by Al and the Lu man August 22, 2011
Words you can keep
The act of coitus, aka fornication, aka fucking.
Mark is amazing. Last night I got a really good peening and now I can’t stop thinking about peen. God, I could get peened all day long!
Peening by jacks Owen June 30, 2018
Flirting, to flirt with intent to achieve.
"Dude, you planning on peening with her this weekend?"
peening by Ak123456789 November 6, 2006

Silent E-Peening 

The act of gloating, or rubbing a victory in someones face, without actually doing or saying anything. Can also be silent epeening when the person ahead in the competition will not acknowledge the other participant
Two people are playing a fighting game, one just won the game land-slide. He's doing nothing but sitting there not acknowledging the other person talking to him. "Stop your fucking Silent E-peening you faggot"
Silent E-Peening by Beecels May 28, 2010

Haas Peening 

The action of whipping out the dick in the middle of a public execution of british people
Cris: Did you see him Haas Peening
Sam: No, but that's based
Haas Peening by IDon'tKnowReally March 13, 2021

peeing games 

You came from The Big Guns episode (s6 ep. 12) of Modern Family. Dont deny it.
"I've tried everything, books, songs, and parenting websites!"
"Hell! Don't search up Peeing Games on the internet"
peeing games by roxmstar July 23, 2020

peningful 

something that is sexually arousing to a male; i.e meaningful to your penis
"damn look at that hot girl"
"yeah she's really peningful to me"
peningful by seksimopho November 13, 2012
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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