pajaculating 

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on him

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

pajaculating by Dubiks December 27, 2018

poojaculating 

A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.

An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.

Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."

Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."

poojaculating by @Brackers21 December 18, 2011

majaculating 

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

majaculating by Dubiks December 23, 2018

pejaculating 

The left over semen in the urethra that disperses during urination.

After fooling around with this one chick, I went to the bathroom and I started pejaculating everywhere.

pejaculating by Franklin Moore April 13, 2009

Peejaculating 

The art of peeing and ejaculating at the same time

"How was your night with Rachel last night?"
"Great but in the middle of sex I started Peejaculating all over her!"

Peejaculating by shabbymemes45 January 13, 2018

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019