pajaculating

When your dad walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on him

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up pajaculating on my dad when he barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 27, 2018

poojaculating

A feeling so good it is almost as good as pooing and ejaculating combined. A.K.A. the best feeling in life.

An unbelievably nice feeling such as ejaculating or pooing.

Person one: "After a week of camp I just need a good shower."

Person two: "I bet it's almost as good as poojaculating."

by @Brackers21 December 18, 2011

majaculating

When your mom walks in on you masturbating while you’re about to come and end up cumming on her

friend: how was your day so far
Me: not that great, I ended up majaculating on my mom when she barged into room
friend: damn, that sucks

by Dubiks December 23, 2018

pejaculating

The left over semen in the urethra that disperses during urination.

After fooling around with this one chick, I went to the bathroom and I started pejaculating everywhere.

by Franklin Moore April 13, 2009

Peejaculating

The art of peeing and ejaculating at the same time

"How was your night with Rachel last night?"
"Great but in the middle of sex I started Peejaculating all over her!"

by shabbymemes45 January 13, 2018