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Whilst one is on Spinelli you start to masturbate and suddenly you pee cum,pee cum, cum pee.
Roddy was masturbating and he suddenly had Peecum so he decided to sock it and hide it under the couch.
Peecum by Magicwhisper9 September 23, 2021
Usually (but not always) used in conjunction with pissologist {urologist} or pissology {urology} lab.
Hey Hoolio, did you leave your peecup on the cistern lid at the pissology lab again, or did you put it in that little thing on the wall next to the john?
peecup by Telephony March 7, 2013
The clear viscous fluid that is expelled through the penis when aroused provide lubrication
My cock gets hard and leaks precum
PRECUM by Kokky PRECUM February 3, 2020
Precum is a warm fluid which is released from the tiny hole in the tip of a man's penis during sexual stimulation. It functions as a lubricant for the urethra.
Contrary to popular belief, it can indeed make someone pregnant even if just the tip near outside of vaginal entry!
It was our first night pantsless and I put my penis by her tight vaginal entrance for only several seconds. She later told me that my precum alone had made me a father!
Precum by DoctorBoner March 23, 2020
Precum refers to a viscous liquid that oozes from the opening at the tip of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused. It is a clear, generally odorless and tasteless liquid that is released by the Cowper's glands. When a man is HIV-positive, pre-cum sometimes has the virus in it. Sometimes spelled pre-cum.
Sometimes when I masturbate I precum so much that I don't need any other lube.
precum by the other theo June 28, 2004

Precum baby 

An excuse given by many to explain an unintended pregnancy who don't want to admit that they forgot to pull out or take the pill.Everyone seems to know someone who supposedly had a precum baby,and it always seems to be someone they know remotely,i.e. a friend of a friend of their cousin's babysitter's sister.
Britney: "My sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister had a precum baby."

Sarah: "You mean your sister's best friend's neighbor's cousin's wife's friend's half-sister's boyfriend didn't get it out in time."
Precum baby by GrammarKnozzy March 27, 2013
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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