Peduto

Noun. 1) vaginal expulsion of gas, either voluntary or involuntary. Seemingly to come from the mouth through an act of ventriloquism.

Verb. 1) the act of pedutoing
Verb. 2) to screw up something simple with needless bureaucracy.

Example: did you hear the mayor of Pittsburgh's speech? Yeah Everytime his lips move you can hear him peduto a little

by Chuck Stevenson September 17, 2019

pedute

petty dude.

he's pedute.

by babyDexter August 22, 2019

Pedutoism

Term for mayors/politicians aligned with Michael Bloomberg and his gun control agenda (Everytown/Moms Demand Action). These mayors actively defy the US constitution and some have even been threatened with criminal charges/arrest for violating state the constitution in the state they are mayor of a city in. The term was first used after Pittsburgh Mayor Bill Peduto was working with lawyers from Everytown For Gun Safety to override Pennsylvania state law and have stricter gun control than the state allows (stricter than laws for the state of PA).

It’s a shame many elected officials turn to Pedutoism rather than patriotism

by Billy Shwarzen September 11, 2019

Peditorosis

Peditorosis is the medical term for chronic losing. Peditorosis affects only men and reduces their chances of success with the opposite sex. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: giving a girl too much attention, oozing desperation, being terrified of rejection, and lacking self-confidence. Put simply, you lose your ability to exude awesome or win. Oh and it can be contagious.

Stacy: "Did you hear? Bobby Havens brought flowers to his first date. How could anyone be that lame?"

Amanda: "I guess you don't know. He has peditorosis."

Stacy: "Oh I'm so sorry to hear that. That explains A LOT..."

by JGunz December 2, 2010

PedoTom

A nigga who loves to cap and has no spine. Will obsess over your girlfriend but never talk to you. Tries to spread rumors and cause chaos by saying niggas out there smell like goat cheese, but has no hair left on his head. Dating an alien headass 16 year old who controls his friendships. Not your friend but not your enemy

“y’all know who’s the guy who had romi pubes and can’t kick a ball past 30 yards is?”
“that’s dat nigga PedoTom

by AManWhoNeverCaps April 18, 2019

pedito

Mexican Spanish for: A small fart

Juanito: *toot*
Carlos: ¿Que fue eso? (What was that)?
Juanito: A pues me eche un pedito. (Oh, I just did a small fart).

by brandt63 March 23, 2022

Peruto

To exaggerate so as to enhance the quality of a story; a set of statistical information made up to prove a point.

The ancient incan game of bluffing.

Nice job of perutoing up that best man speech!

That last perutoism really saved the day!

You're such a Peruto.

The apartment really didn't smell like cabbage... that was just a little peruto i added to the story.

by korak lord of the seed August 11, 2008