pedoton

The main group of people in a running race. The pedestrian version of a peloton in a road cycling race.

Constantina Tomescu has broken away from the main pack, but the pedoton has kept her in sight and are trying desperately to catch her.

by arkarkark October 10, 2008

pedocon

A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.

It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.

by Rockland against frumstons December 9, 2021

pedocon

it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection

Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right

by Donbig fan April 7, 2022

Peotone

A small town south of Chicago. They have nasty water and their school is filled with hoes.

Living in Peotone is like living in Hell

by nikki191919 November 7, 2011

Peloton

A company that's getting rich off the gym closures.

Peloton isn't losing any money since the gyms started closing.

by Solid Mantis March 16, 2020

Peotone

a small country town, south of Chicago.

awful school district, and poor as shit.

incredibly boring.

The girl would rather eat garbage than go to school in Peotone.
We all died of boredom from living in Peotone.

by cookiesandapplejuice November 16, 2011

Peloton Husband

A spouse that buys expensive gifts that will actually benefit themself more.

I bought my wife the scarf she asked for for Christmas because I didn't want to be a peloton husband.

by siri alexa December 9, 2019