pedute 

petty dude.

he's pedute.

pedute by babyDexter August 22, 2019

Pedtextrian 

Someone who's texting while walking, and is completely oblivious to what's going on around them. These people have a tendency to walk into things like parking meters, light poles and fall down stairs.

Dude, I was LMAO at a pedtextrian who slammed into the parking meter this morning. Hilarious!

Pedtextrian by shamrock32 June 19, 2009

Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt 

0/10 On the beta scale.
Motherfucking Pussy Magnet.
#ThadStatus.

It's Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt, Bitch!

Thaddeus Peutersdhmidt by abdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1234a August 26, 2011

pedtextrian 

One who walks and texts at the same time, generally not regarding those around them.

I was nearly knocked down twice today on the sidewalk by pedtextrians.

pedtextrian by enochall May 3, 2011

pedotexting 

To text people much younger than you in a pedophile manner.

"Carlos she is so much younger than you stop pedotexting"

pedotexting by Tyrannalolzorourusrex March 6, 2010

Peduto 

Noun. 1) vaginal expulsion of gas, either voluntary or involuntary. Seemingly to come from the mouth through an act of ventriloquism.

Verb. 1) the act of pedutoing
Verb. 2) to screw up something simple with needless bureaucracy.

Example: did you hear the mayor of Pittsburgh's speech? Yeah Everytime his lips move you can hear him peduto a little

Peduto by Chuck Stevenson September 17, 2019

Thaddeus Peuterschmidt

Someone who is a pussy magnet All-Star lacrosse player. He is both an entertaining youtuber and founder of the sick website 6drip. He doesn't give a fuck of what people think. He get's all the bitches he wants and when he wants them. If you arn't a fan of Thad, by process of elimination you must be Beta. Hide your girlfriends and your moms because he's on that Thad status!

Beta 10/10- Oh thad i don't know she might not like me... oh shucks...
Thaddeus Peuterschmidt- Shut up you loser! Watch this...
Beta 10/10- (oh boy he's in for it now...)
Thaddeus Peuterschmidt- Hey girl come suck my dick.
Some hot college girl- Ok Thad.
Beta 10/10- Oh wow Thad you sure are swell...oh shucks...

Thaddeus Peuterschmidt by MadMrJeff September 2, 2013