PedoTom

A nigga who loves to cap and has no spine. Will obsess over your girlfriend but never talk to you. Tries to spread rumors and cause chaos by saying niggas out there smell like goat cheese, but has no hair left on his head. Dating an alien headass 16 year old who controls his friendships. Not your friend but not your enemy

“y’all know who’s the guy who had romi pubes and can’t kick a ball past 30 yards is?”
“that’s dat nigga PedoTom

by AManWhoNeverCaps April 18, 2019

Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality

Sex with dead, gay, frozen, african american, baby animals

Hey Todd, did you commit Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality with that dog behind the KFC dumpster?

by Entus April 4, 2007

pedoromantic

The romantic orientation of adults toward children, especially prepubescent ones.
Pedoromantics are not necessarily attracted to children sexually, they just feel like they would be able to form with them the kind of emotional bond one usually only has with a lover.

Until I can find an adult that has the magic, whimsy and delicateness of a child I guess I’m pedoromantic.

by Red Leviathan September 1, 2017

#pedotoileting

No one wants to be held accountable for difficult, uncomfortable, unacceptable pedophile feelings. So it's only natural for people to look around for a KNOWN PEDOPHILE, the kind of person whose personality has been so broken down by social shame and public stigma, that everyone feels comfortable crapping on them. A "public convenience." And then to go over to them, and crap out their own pedophilia, and focalize it as though being experienced by the known pedophile. The trouble is, the #pedotoileter gains no insight into their own projected psycho-dynamics . . . and the person dumped on becomes subject to the stigma of dozens of others, in addition to carrying his own burdens.

For your inspection: Dr. Karlyn Borysenko's 6/18/23 tweet, a representation of conservative Matt Walsh, a commentator she has long been at war with, making certain . . . comments.

Tweet#: 1670819058411884545
Which is more likely? That Matt Walsh actually said, "We all have sexual and/or violent urges toward children," , . . . or that Dr. Borysenko has slipped into . . .THE #PEDOTOILETING ZONE?

by Didaskalos June 20, 2023

pedoton

The main group of people in a running race. The pedestrian version of a peloton in a road cycling race.

Constantina Tomescu has broken away from the main pack, but the pedoton has kept her in sight and are trying desperately to catch her.

by arkarkark October 10, 2008

#pedotm

A chat/forum term used to draw attention to the exploits and quirks of an online pedophile.

Timmy: "I got my first pubes!"
Pedophile: "Timmy has been blocked"
Regular chatter: "#pedotm "

by the lovely mistress ray January 17, 2014

Pedomommy

Older attractive women, usually who are in their 30s-50s, who are pedophiles. These women usually have an interest for young boys and their son’s friends.

Alex: Dude. Jayden’s mom is so weird. I was sleeping last night and I felt something climb on me, it was Jayden’s mom! I swear she was trying to have sex with me

Peter: Alex.. we all know Jayden has a total pedomommy

by Spergs June 26, 2023