PedoTom 

A nigga who loves to cap and has no spine. Will obsess over your girlfriend but never talk to you. Tries to spread rumors and cause chaos by saying niggas out there smell like goat cheese, but has no hair left on his head. Dating an alien headass 16 year old who controls his friendships. Not your friend but not your enemy

“y’all know who’s the guy who had romi pubes and can’t kick a ball past 30 yards is?”
“that’s dat nigga PedoTom

PedoTom by AManWhoNeverCaps April 18, 2019

Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality 

Sex with dead, gay, frozen, african american, baby animals

Hey Todd, did you commit Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality with that dog behind the KFC dumpster?

Pedohomonecronegrocryobeastiality by Entus April 4, 2007

pedoromantic

The romantic orientation of adults toward children, especially prepubescent ones.
Pedoromantics are not necessarily attracted to children sexually, they just feel like they would be able to form with them the kind of emotional bond one usually only has with a lover.

Until I can find an adult that has the magic, whimsy and delicateness of a child I guess I’m pedoromantic.

pedoromantic by Red Leviathan September 1, 2017

pedoton 

The main group of people in a running race. The pedestrian version of a peloton in a road cycling race.

Constantina Tomescu has broken away from the main pack, but the pedoton has kept her in sight and are trying desperately to catch her.

pedoton by arkarkark October 10, 2008

Pedomommy 

Older attractive women, usually who are in their 30s-50s, who are pedophiles. These women usually have an interest for young boys and their son’s friends.

Alex: Dude. Jayden’s mom is so weird. I was sleeping last night and I felt something climb on me, it was Jayden’s mom! I swear she was trying to have sex with me

Peter: Alex.. we all know Jayden has a total pedomommy

Pedomommy by Spergs June 26, 2023