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To exaggerate so as to enhance the quality of a story; a set of statistical information made up to prove a point.

The ancient incan game of bluffing.
Nice job of perutoing up that best man speech!

That last perutoism really saved the day!

You're such a Peruto.

The apartment really didn't smell like cabbage... that was just a little peruto i added to the story.
by korak lord of the seed July 17, 2008
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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