Peruto 

To exaggerate so as to enhance the quality of a story; a set of statistical information made up to prove a point.

The ancient incan game of bluffing.

Nice job of perutoing up that best man speech!

That last perutoism really saved the day!

You're such a Peruto.

The apartment really didn't smell like cabbage... that was just a little peruto i added to the story.

Peruto by korak lord of the seed August 11, 2008

peretore 

To investigate existing field trouble in the electric distribution industry, but reporting that none exists.

Man, you really peretored that job.

peretore by Chunkenstein February 19, 2013

Pertonamie 

A small group of people aimed at achieving their individual goals through collaboration.

The pertonamie aimed to conquer the world by conquering themselves.

Pertonamie by Flimbsy January 6, 2021

Peduto 

Noun. 1) vaginal expulsion of gas, either voluntary or involuntary. Seemingly to come from the mouth through an act of ventriloquism.

Verb. 1) the act of pedutoing
Verb. 2) to screw up something simple with needless bureaucracy.

Example: did you hear the mayor of Pittsburgh's speech? Yeah Everytime his lips move you can hear him peduto a little

Peduto by Chuck Stevenson September 17, 2019

Peurto Rican Shower 

When someone doesn't actually shower with water and soap. They simply use perfume and body spray to mask their month-long showerless stank.

The chick with the locker next to me took another Peurto Rican Shower so now the hallway smells like cheap cupcake perfume.

Peurto Rican Shower by Ben Cox9 February 16, 2010

perto 

When someone makes mistakes while writing on skype through mobile

Example: Oh he/she did a perto again.

perto by snowwhite_sg June 6, 2016

Peurto Rican Luggage 

A brown paper bag that contains an abundance of pork rinds.

"Hey did you see Sanchez walking up and down the street last night with his Peurto Rican luggage?"

Peurto Rican Luggage by WeForgotSteve January 26, 2018