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An act of cannibalizing children, usually under 18.

Comes from Greek, Pedo meaning child and Trogon meaning "nibble".
"Dad, what is for dinner?"
"YOU!"
"Phil, you are under the arrest for Pedogon!"
Pedogon by Pedogon May 10, 2021
Words you can keep
A portmanteau of pedophile and conservative, used to refer to a member of the Republican party.
It's not just Roy Moore, Matt Gaetz, Dennis Hastert, Donald Trump, Mark Foley, Jim Jordan. All Republicans are pedocons, motivated primarily by the desire to molest children.
it's a theory about how the republican party is part of a secret cabal of pedophiles and Qanon is just a projection
Matt Gaetz once again proves the pedocon theory is right
pedocon by Donbig fan April 7, 2022

Pedoconvention 

A once a year celebration in which pedophiles get together without being judged by the public. They usually share stories and just have a good time.
Fred: Hey Bill are you going to the pedoconvention.

Bill: Get away from me!
Pedoconvention by TheNinjaBreadMan November 11, 2009

Pedogendz 

A community of individuals who worship and idolize a known pedophile leader without regard to the safety of their own children.
It was already known that the community leader was a pedophile, but he decided to join them anyways. He is now one of the pedogendz.
Pedogendz by Synge December 18, 2016

pedomonogatari

Yeah, i love childred
non-pedo:Whats your fav anime?
pedo:Monogatari
non-pedo:u fucking pedomonogatari fan kys
pedomonogatari by Sheesh6942069 November 21, 2021

Pedognome 

Similar to a Pedobear, the Pedognome is a Gnome who sexually enjoys young children. They often live in packs.
That Pedognome is really checking that kid out!
Pedognome by Apmo246 November 29, 2011
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